Not worth the effort of a proper headline
So today, in an attempt to satisfy your dog show yearnings, The Guardian launches Grufts, the search for the World's Leading Liberal Dog.
Quite apart from the ik factor, the very idea of a liberal dog is an affront. Your average dog, you see, is a servile parasite. They'd do very well under feudalism, communism or any ideology which involves a strong leader. But liberal? Not at all.
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