Not worth the effort of a proper headline

Something truly indefensible from the Guardian:

So today, in an attempt to satisfy your dog show yearnings, The Guardian launches Grufts, the search for the World's Leading Liberal Dog.

Quite apart from the ik factor, the very idea of a liberal dog is an affront. Your average dog, you see, is a servile parasite. They'd do very well under feudalism, communism or any ideology which involves a strong leader. But liberal? Not at all.