Saturday, January 05, 2008

Aphorisms

Five minutes in Camden town on a Saturday afternoon will convince you of the need for the return of national service. Ten minutes, and you'll start to warm to the idea of bringing back the birch and capital punishment.

Five minutes in Hampstead on a Saturday afternoon will convince you of the need for a revolution. Ten minutes, and you'll start to warm to the idea of Maoist style purges and a one-child policy.

As for Oxford Street on a Saturday, I imagine that if the jihadists were ever having trouble recruiting suicide bombers, an afternoon spent traipsing up and down the place would solve the problem.

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Blogger Glamourpuss said...

I can also recommend Victoria Station at any time of day of you want to experience the lie that the British are polite.

Puss

5:28 pm  

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