Thoughts too deep for tears
posted by buff and blue at 11:23 pm
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
About Me
- Name: buff and blue
- Location: Irish Republic
You must imagine this dictated to my personal assistant as I sprawl on a couch, dry martini in hand, observing the world through lazily opened eyes.
News resources
- The BBC
- The Guardian
- The Telegraph
- The Times
- The New York Times
- The Washington Post
- A good night's sleep guaranteed
- The Irish Examiner
Previous Posts
- Prediction time
- Trollied Tuesday: I can't believe it's not Pimm's
- No such thing as bad publicity?
- If you must write prose or poems
- If we must
- Trollied Tuesday: Champagne socialism (up to a point)
- Letters
- Fat bloke has problem with food shock
- EDW: Nell Gwynn
- Trollied Tuesday: Evelyn Waugh
3 Comments:
Excuse my pedantry, but aren't haikus supposed to contain a reference to the seasons?
Perhaps:
May day elections,
Boris or Ken; Hobson's choice.
Spring rain pisses down.
Puss
Have you seen Page 3 of today's Sun? I found a copy on the c2c home 2nite (as the yoof spell it) - and their coverage sums up the campaign very well indeed...
Under the headline "Have you got an Election?" are 2 page 3 girls and a page 7 fella.
Girl 1 says "I'm backing Boris because I don't like Ken"
Bloke in middle says "I'm backing Brian because I don't like Ken or Boris"
Girl 2 says "I'm backing Ken because I don't like Boris"
I suppose you are right, Puss. (And that's a fine haiku there too).
Dominic, are you trying to suggest that only gayers back Brian? If so you should be ashamed. That said, remember that the success of any political movement depends upon the number of attractive young women it draws in.
This, then, is for both of you:
Summer approaches
Ken fuck off; you too Boris.
Rather see real tits.
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