Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Thoughts too deep for tears

Maybe London mayoral politics is better expressed in verse. The laconic beauty of the haiku might do it better than what's below.

Ken Livingstone, go
fuck yourself; Boris Johnson,
same applies to you.

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3 Comments:

Blogger Glamourpuss said...

Excuse my pedantry, but aren't haikus supposed to contain a reference to the seasons?

Perhaps:

May day elections,
Boris or Ken; Hobson's choice.
Spring rain pisses down.

Puss

9:55 pm  
Blogger dominic said...

Have you seen Page 3 of today's Sun? I found a copy on the c2c home 2nite (as the yoof spell it) - and their coverage sums up the campaign very well indeed...

Under the headline "Have you got an Election?" are 2 page 3 girls and a page 7 fella.

Girl 1 says "I'm backing Boris because I don't like Ken"

Bloke in middle says "I'm backing Brian because I don't like Ken or Boris"

Girl 2 says "I'm backing Ken because I don't like Boris"

10:15 pm  
Blogger bill said...

I suppose you are right, Puss. (And that's a fine haiku there too).

Dominic, are you trying to suggest that only gayers back Brian? If so you should be ashamed. That said, remember that the success of any political movement depends upon the number of attractive young women it draws in.

This, then, is for both of you:

Summer approaches
Ken fuck off; you too Boris.
Rather see real tits.

12:59 am  

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