Friday, September 28, 2007

The perils of drink

Weegie gets four-week hangover after a mere 60 pints. What a wuss, although it turns out that he'd have okay if he'd gone for an Irn Bru livener. (Thanks to Ross who suggests the timing may not be entirely coincidental.)

Drunks should do funny stuff if they want to make the news. Something like this hapless Bavarian boozer.

A German man who had been drinking heavily at Munich's Oktoberfest beer festival got stuck in a chimney for 12 hours while trying to climb into a friend's apartment, police said on Friday.

Somehow, I fell this tale should be accompanied by a parping oompah tune. The detail I love is this.

He had managed to turn around and had removed his clothes to try to help him squeeze back up.

Why in God's name? Because if there's one thing more embarrassing than being stuck in a chimney, it's being stuck in a chimney naked. I wonder what sort of surprise he was planning for his friend?



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